Overheard while on line at the King Kullen delicatessen…
Worker: What would you like?
Customer: Half a pound of genoa salami…
Worker: Sure thing.
Customer: … but don’t slice it.
Worker: …?
Customer: I want one half-pound block of salami. Just one cut that’s as close to half a pound as you can get.
Me: o_O
Worker: -_-