Here it is… again…

As of April 1, 2011:

Overheard while on line at the King Kullen delicatessen…

Worker: What would you like?
Customer: Half a pound of genoa salami…
Worker: Sure thing.
Customer: … but don’t slice it.
Worker: …?
Customer: I want one half-pound block of salami. Just one cut that’s as close to half a pound as you can get.
Me: o_O
Worker: -_-

Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, there is porn of it.

Now guys, brace yourselves…

Rule 34 applied on Rule 34…

Ready? … find it!

Merideth Viera: “The Million Dollar Question is usually 45 seconds plus your unused time on the previous 14 questions. You banked 4:05, so you’ll have 4:50 to think about this question… and here it is…”

Question 15:

Category: Unsolved Mysteries

The Question: Girls: What’s the deal with them anyways?

a) Yes

b) The square root of pi

c) “Stone Cold” Steve Austin

d) Black Lotus

Please ignore the horrible sentence structure and lack of commas in the following quoted material.  Emphasis mine, as per usual.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_League_Now!

“In Episode 15 a reference was made about a “Matt Dunay,” who was at that time a child who had written a letter to Nickelodeon asking to be in the show. This launched his career as an actor in commercials for such things as Kix and Snickers. He is now a male stripper.”

Because this is Wikipedia, and there’s absolutely no references or source for this info, you may as well skip the grain of salt and just drive straight into “no, that’s not true at all.”  But reading the last sentence did give me pause for a moment and made me utter the title of this post, hence the title of this post.